Total Medals Earned: 1,096 (From 110 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,190 Points
Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Destroy 100 enemies.
Upgrade your ship to have 10 HP.
Mine 30 ore.
Upgrade your ship 10 times.
Achieve 50 points of reputation.
Complete 5 missions.
Enter the Nyx Conglomeration and the Terminus Cloud.
Upgrade your ship to have 25 HP.
Achieve 100 points of reputation.
Mine 100 ore.
Complete 20 missions.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Upgrade your ship 20 times.
Mine 250 ore.
Achieve 250 points of reputation.
Destroy the fleet threatening the Porus Mining Quadrate.
Complete 50 missions.
Upgrade your ship 30 times.
Upgrade your ship to have 50 HP.
Destroy 1000 enemies.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/335 points)
Round up the troops.
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 22/22 (500/500 points)
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Enter Utopia.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Give Dave some sand.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 3/8 (65/350 points)
Hit 20 notes in a row
Hit 30 notes in a row
Get 98% or better on a Vuvu Hero song
Hit 40 notes in a row
Hit 50 notes in a row
Hit 100 notes in a row
Hit 200 notes in a row
Hit 300 notes in a row
Medals Earned: 2/5 (75/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Medals Earned: 11/18 (145/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/50 points)
Completed the first level
Complete 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 4/14 (50/490 points)
Die
Get 10 headshots
Kill 50 zombies
Kill 100 zombies
Collect 10 pickups on a level
Kill a big zombie with the crowbar
Unlock the chainsaw
100% headshots in a level
Reach level 10
Reach level 20
Kill 500 zombies
Get 100 headshots
Kill 1000 zombies
Reach level 30