I'm always playing catch-up

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I kept seeing new pictures of her and her new boyfriend pop up on facebook. There they were on the fucking beach. Whoopdie-fucking-doo. Thank God I remembered I can click X in the top right corner of the post. Hide all news posts of -------. FUCKING SWEET. Because ya know what? I really don't give a shit about how much fun she's having with him, or all the stupid fucking places they go, or fuckin whatever. Jesus, just tryin to forget her without deleting her from my little facebook friends thing so no one gets pissed or concerned about anything. Fuck stupid bullshit.

I HATE IT!

I keep trying to get back onto a normal schedule, but I just can't somehow. I went from going to bed at 9-11 AM and waking up at 8 PM to going to bed at 10-11 PM and waking up at 6-7 AM. And then just the past two weeks I fucked it all up again not being able to sleep until 10 AM and waking up at 4 PM and then getting drunk and passing out at around 1-2 AM and waking up at 5 AM and then eventually falling asleep later on that night at 9 PM, only to wake up at 2 AM. And here I am now typing this bullshit at 5 AM. FUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
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my balls smell like chocolate. and i haven't eaten chocolate for days.

3 of the strangest things I've ever heard anyone say about a girl:

1. I'd sure like to lick the crust off-a her cinnamon ring.

2. I'd suck a fart outta her ass.

3. I would drag my penis through a mile of broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.

true story

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Castle Crashers is the SHIT